There's a lot to report since my last blog entry, so i might s well start in order:
I received news on Monday that my car was in fact a write off. This was a great shame, as it was a fantastic car. So without further ado i set to looking for new cars.
Tuesday saw the youth team searching for parts for a "teddy cannon" We found them in 4 inch diameter PVC pipe, which we promptly bought, along with an end cap and some teddies:

Down the barrel of the beast
When fired on Wednesday night (redneck night at youth - trailer parties, root bear, sunflower seed spitting contests, fireworks in cars, teddy catapulting from the top of cars) this device produced enough kick to star a car windscreen and severely dent the roof. Its also worth mentioning the accompanying noise of enough dry ice to make 10 litres of gas rupturing a coke bottle sounded not dissimilar to a target rifle, and had the similar effect of leaving the ears ringing.
The bear took over 15 seconds to return to earth, and landed minus a head.
Small groups on thursday saw us hurling dry ice bombs and having a fork lift truck pallet bonfire in the middle of nowhere :)

Some of the youth with me. Well, one ginger one anyway...
Friday saw my first bus trip up to BW (written off car remember?) and the first day i spent carving virgin powder. Although it was very windy, with visibilty touching 100m in places the quality of the snow on the black runs was unreal, especially as i was first down some of them. I then headed over to a really tight mogul run underneath a chairlift, a run which i did 4 times, getting faster and more confident at riding moguls each time. For those not in the know, these are moguls:
Mogul Research
That research really is fascinating, just discovered it!
I then took a few runs to have a go at my switch riding (which is slowly improving) before heading to telus park, where i discovered a spine obstacle had been constructed. Having hit one of the beginner jumps (which had far more pop than the last time i hit it, resulting in a scary amount of air) I tried the spine. It was fun, and i look forward to mastering some basic moves off it (going up the kicker, rolling clockwise as i look down the hill and landing on the vert of the spine, carving back down it - effectively dropping into a half pipe)
I took these pics when i got back to black mountain bus stop:


Today i headed up to BW again, but for a much shorter half day (muscles were dead after yesterday) However i took advantage of the perfect conditions (1 cm of new snow overnight on yesterdays fall, sunshine, no wind) to try something new. My first DDB, or Double Diamond Black run. Words cannot convey just how terrifying sliding towards a lip is to discover that the slope you will be riding drops the first 100 vertical metres in a total of less than 25 horizontal metres. I could literally sit down on the slope by digging my board into a large lump of snow and leaning backwards 6 inches - at which point my backside rested on the slope. But to quote the skier who went down ahead of me:
"Dude, that first turn is f*cking terrifying, after that it gets easier each turn you put in"
Indeed, willing myself to turn downhill and feel myself practically accelerate in freefall was unbelievably exhilarating. In fact, the second turn was even better. And the third. Before i knew what was happening i had reached the bottom of "The cliff" as it is called. Screw the wall of death, The cliff was actually terrifying!
Thighs burning, i met up with Jon n Tanya for lunch, before heading back home to have a few drinks and watch heroes on t'internet (season two is finished, season 3 is started now, soon ill have caught up with the actual broadcasts!!). Riding back down to the car park was a very laid back affair, wearing a long sleeved tshirt, wrist guards and casually drinking coke as i rode:

Its a board bums life....
On getting into the study to write this (5 hours ago) i discovered Mr Beetle (over an inch long from carapace tip to tail), who now resides on the porch step in 20 below plus windchill. He's probably dead by now...